Excerpts from my book: Memoirs of an Asshole

I’m writing a book about my four years as a head coach at a small charter school in Florida called Memoirs of an Asshole. If you’re interested in a copy, click the contact page and let me know! It will be an e-book so a PDF format document.

This excerpt is on starting seven quarterbacks in four years:

We’re 6-4 heading into our senior night against a new squad, we’ll call them Racially Insensitive Team since they got off the bus yelling “White boys!” We stomp them 34-0 and they leave before the end of the third quarter. Something about the refs and our onside kicks. I’ve never onside kicked a team to death, but no team has ever come over as a unit to yell “white boys!” at my team either. The Local runs for 80 yards and throws 2 TDs.

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